Next To Me

Sometimes I hear your whistle

as I walk the dogs across the skateboard park

And though I know you've gone uptown

I look for you in every doorway on St Mark's

Cause even though I'm not a canine

and my bark is usually benign

Whatever I'm sniffing

I'll drop and come running for you

I once said that I'm not an alcoholic

There's just always something to be celebrated

Well true to form I'm pretty woozy this morning

cause last night I was inebriated

You're next to me

so everything must be alright

You're next to me

so I must have made it home last night

It can't have been too mortifying

though I do remember trying

a handstand against a mirrored wall

But oh I love you let me

and didn't then forget me

But took me home so tell me did I fall

You're next to me

so nothing really matters anyway

You're next to me

and I feel like I'm on my holidays

And I mean that the British way like

lying on a beach sipping through the alcohol

Not the American way which involves religion

and is absolutely no fun at all

Not that I mean to demean your lovely nation after all

it made you and you're a sensation

The jubilation of our present situation could make me

lose the urge for any form of masturbation

It's sensational that you are next to me

so everything must be alright

You are next to me

so I must have made it home last night

You're next to me

so nothing really matters anyway

You're next to me

and I feel like I'm on my holidays

I'm amazed that you are next to me