歌词
Sometimes I hear your whistle
as I walk the dogs across the skateboard park
And though I know you've gone uptown
I look for you in every doorway on St Mark's
Cause even though I'm not a canine
and my bark is usually benign
Whatever I'm sniffing
I'll drop and come running for you
I once said that I'm not an alcoholic
There's just always something to be celebrated
Well true to form I'm pretty woozy this morning
cause last night I was inebriated
You're next to me
so everything must be alright
You're next to me
so I must have made it home last night
It can't have been too mortifying
though I do remember trying
a handstand against a mirrored wall
But oh I love you let me
and didn't then forget me
But took me home so tell me did I fall
You're next to me
so nothing really matters anyway
You're next to me
and I feel like I'm on my holidays
And I mean that the British way like
lying on a beach sipping through the alcohol
Not the American way which involves religion
and is absolutely no fun at all
Not that I mean to demean your lovely nation after all
it made you and you're a sensation
The jubilation of our present situation could make me
lose the urge for any form of masturbation
It's sensational that you are next to me
so everything must be alright
You are next to me
so I must have made it home last night
You're next to me
so nothing really matters anyway
You're next to me
and I feel like I'm on my holidays
I'm amazed that you are next to me