The Perfect Fit

I could make a dress

A robe fit for a prince

I could clothe a continent

But I can't sew a stitch

I can paint my face

And stand very, very still

It's not very practical

But it still pays the bills

I can't change my name

But I could be your type

I can dance and win at games

Like backgammon and life

I used to be the smart one

Sharp as a tack

Funny how that skipping years ahead

Has held me back

I used to be the bright one

Top in my class

Funny what they give you when you

Just learn how to ask

I can write a song

But I can't sing in key

I can play piano

But I never learned to read

I can't trap a mouse

But I can pet a cat

No I'm really serious

I'm really very good at that

I can't fix a car

But I can fix a flat

I could fix a lot of things

But I'd rather not get into that

I used to be the bright one

Smart as a whip

Funny how you slip so far when

Teachers don't keep track of it

I used to be the tight one

The perfect fit

Funny how those compliments can

Make you feel so full of it

I can shuffle, cut and deal

But I can't draw a hand

I can't draw a lot of things

I hope you understand

I'm not exceptionally shy

But I've never had a man

That I could look straight in the eye

And tell my secret plans

I can take a vow

And I can wear a ring

And I can make you promises but

They won't mean a thing

Can't you do it for me?

I'll pay you well

****, I'll pay you anything

If you could end this

Can't you just fix it for me?

It's gone berserk

****, I'll give you anything

If you can make the damn thing work

Can't you just fix it for me?

I'll pay you well

****, I'll pay you anything

If you can end this

Hello, I love you

Will you tell me your name?

Hello, I'm good for nothing

Will you love me just the same?

I still love you Alex -- Herm

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