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My wife has a charge card

That I got her the other day

I owe five hundred dollars

That's just for yesterday

I said, "Honey, here's a present, go out and shop aroundGet a couple of dresses and browse around downtown"

She did just what

I told her, bought one, two or three

Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me

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A Bank of

America card

Master Charge

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A Bank of

America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of

America card

I said, "Did you get your dresses?"

She said, "Yes, one or twoBut I had to get me some shoes and I neededSome jewelry too"

She had $200 dresses

That I could have made and

I can't sew

Fifty Dollars pair of shoes

And I thought you so and so

I said, "What about the jewelry?"

As calmly as

I couldShe said, "Honey, you'll love themThey're pure African wood"

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Master Charge

A Bank of

America card

Master Charge

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A Bank of

America card

Master Charge

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A Bank of

America card

Let's charge it!

Let's charge it!

She said, "They were $200 and I paidOne and a half"

I just didn't believe it

I was so mad

I had to laugh

I could see it in my mind

On a horse like

Paul Revere

I check my mail box'

Cause these bills keep coming here.

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Master Charge

A Bank of

America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of

America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of

America card

Charge itLet's charge it

Let's charge it