In K Mart Wardrobe

In K Mart wardrobe, we waltzed across the water

Reading Chinese magazines analyzing Himmler's dreams

In K Mart wardrobe

In K Mart wardrobe, Latin generals passed for ice-cream men

They combed their hair in two-way mirrors

Mustachioed sales girls carried spears

In K Mart wardrobe

Baby this is love discount coupons floated from above

Broiled chickens sang us love songs from a skewer

Have you ever been this close to going down the sewer

In K Mart wardrobe

In K Mart wardrobe, we sifted through the rubble

Sizzling bibles wept in Swahili that's the way it's gotta be

In K Mart wardrobe

In K Mart wardrobe, we made it to the water's edge

Where the dollar signs turned into stars

And dogs barked black noises at Mars

In K Mart wardrobe

Baby this is love discount coupons floated from above

Broiled chickens sang us love songs from a skewer

Have you ever been this close to going down the sewer

In K Mart wardrobe