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There was a banjo player who kept an extra layer

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Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran

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There was a lead guitarist who lived in

Epping forest

And all he ever wanted was to blow, who knows why

But when the girls were with him, he never lost his rhythm

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And nobody

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When the famous twosome suggested something gruesome

All that they found was a crater two miles wide

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