Punk Rock Girl

Punk Rock Girl

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead

I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl

Please look at me

Punk rock girl

What do you see?

Let's travel around the world

Just you and me, punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Do you have a beau?"

She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl

Give me a chance

Punk rock girl

Let's go slam dance

We'll dress like Minnie Pearl

Just you and me, punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company

And ordered some hot tea

The waitress said, "Well, no, we only have it iced"

So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy

And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox

It was "California Dreamin'"

So we started screaming

On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal

Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl

It makes no sense

Punk rock girl

Your dad is vice president

Just like the Duke of Earl

Yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall

And laughed at all the shoppers

And security guards trailed us to a record shop

We asked for Mojo Nixon

They said he don't work here

We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixing

We got into her car away we started rolling

I said, "How much you pay for this?"

Said, "Nothing man, it's stolen"

Punk rock girl

You look so wild

Punk rock girl

Let's have a child

We'll name her Minnie Pearl

Just you and me

Eat fudge banana swirl

Just you and me

We'll travel around the world

Just you and me

Punk rock girl