Okie From Muskogee

We don't smoke ********* in

MuskogeeWe don't take no trips on

LSDWe don't burn no draft cards down on

Main Street

We like livin' right, and bein' free

I'm proud to be an

Okie from

MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave

Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin'

We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo

We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in

San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an

Okie from

MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave

Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and

Roman sandals won't be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean

We still wave

Old Glory down at the courthouse

In Muskogee,

Oklahoma,

U.S.A.