Short Fat Fannie

I was slippin and slidin with a long tall

SallyPeekin' and a hidin', duck back in the alley

Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with

AnnieI've got a brand new lover name is

Short Fat

FannieOne day while

I was visit'n at

HeartBreak

HotelThats where

I met Fannie and she sure looked swell

I told her that

I loved her and

I'd never leave

She put her arms around me, gave me fever

She's my tutti fruiti,

I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog everywhere

I goWhenever

I'm around her

I'm on my p's and q's

She might step on my blue suede shoes

Well at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fannie got jealous and she started a fight

At the club

I was dancin with

MaryLouI had to call

Jim Dandy to the rescue

Short Fat

Fannie she's my hearts desire

Short Fat

Fannie sets my soul on fire

On Monday we were married on

Blueberry

HillNow we're so happy and

I love her still[Instrumental Interlude]

She's my tutti fruiti,

I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog everywhere

I goWhenever

I'm around her

I'm on my p's and q's

She might step on my blue suede shoes

Well at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fannie got jealous and she started a fight

At the club

I was dancin with

MaryLouI had to call

Jim Dandy to the rescue