Alaska

Yelling at the the loser in the mirror sayin'

"Dude, don't take it personal"

It's gonna be another weird month I guess

According to my horoscope

At some Chinese restaurant in San Francisco

My fortune told me I'm on the wrong road

Well life's a game, yeah I need the cheat codes

And I hate the snow, but

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Drivin' out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya'

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya'

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Posting all these pictures on the internet

I want someone to give a shit

Eating ice cream in my bed

I guess the problem is that I don't even give a shit

Yeah I could bring the vibe down from ten to zero

I'm the world's most pointless superhero

Just me, myself, and my stupid ego

And I hate the snow, but

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Driving out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya'

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya'

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Yeah maybe I just don't know what I've got

Look at my life like a bad before-shot

Stuck in myself with all the doors locked

When I just want to go

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Driving out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya'

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya ' (I'm real)

Sorry I had to move to Alaska (Woo!)

(Na-na-na-na-na)

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska