Melon and the Coconut

Melon and the coconut are sitting on the floor

Coco said to Melly, I can't do this anymore

Everything we're doing just feels f**king cold

Everything we're shooting is just fake b-roll

B-sides killing time filler that's all

How did this happen when we were so close?

How did this all go so Pete Tong?

When it all started I thought we would grow old

Living in the city with a baby and a dog

Doing school runs in a 4x4

I'd make pancakes and waffles

I could be a stay at home G.I. joe

Melly said to Coco, "You can't do this anymore?"

One day, you'll see you're f**king wrong

Sometimes B-sides are the best songs

Sometimes killing time's very fruitful

I know I can't make you younger

I can't stop life moving onwards

I can't hide you from life's horrors

I'm not making you like your father

Too much quinoa and online shopping

Off-white Air Force ones in boxes

You're a f**king coconut, can't even put 'em on

Even if you could you couldn't even pull 'em off