If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do

I feel, now that we're cozy and clinging

Well sir, all

I can say is if

I were a bell

I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way

I've just gotta behave

Boy, if I were a lamp

I'd light or if

I were a banner

I'd wave Ask me how do

I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir, all

I can say is if

I were a gate

I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my springs

Well, and if

I were a bell

I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding

Ask me how do

I feel from this chemistry lesson,

I'm learning

Well sir, all

I can say, if

I were a bridge

I'd be burning

Yes, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck

I'd quack or if

I were a goose

I'd be cooked

Ask me how do

I feel, now that we're finally caressing

Pal, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season,

I'd surely be spring

Yes, or if

I were a bell

I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding