Everything's A Thing

Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings

Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing

There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings

Cheap chirp doin' that singin'

Thing I do when

I first get up

Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup

Two gets me goin' got things to do

Let me tell you a thing or two

Everything's a thing is you know what

I meanYou can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is everything's a thing, oh yeah

Off to work in my old

MustangDoin' that bumper to bumper thing

Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding

Some guy's doin' that cell phone thing

Thing is the light's turned green

And he ain't doin' that drivin' thing

And the thing is about all this

Talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix

Everything's a thing is you know what

I meanYou can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is everything's a thing

If you think this song ain't worth hummin'

You got another thing comin'

Everything's a thing is you know what

I meanYou can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is everything's a thing

Everything's a thing

You gotta do your thing

Everything's a thing