The Streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news

That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket.

ThereSeems to have been some disturbance here.

Pardon me, sir, did you see

What happened?

Yeah, I did.

I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he

Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables

Nekkid as a jay bird.

And I hollered over t'

Ethel, I said, "Don'tLook, Ethel!"

But it's too late, she'd already been incensed

Here he comes, look at that, look at that

There he goes, look at that, look at that

And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the

StreakLook at that, look at that

Fastest thing on two feet

Look at that, look at that

He's just as proud as he can be

Of his anatomy

He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the

StreakLook at that, look at that

He likes to show off his physique

Look at that, look at that

If there's an audience to be found

He'll be streakin' around

Invitin' public critique

This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas

Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did.

I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared

Out of the traffic.

Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't

Have nothin' on but a smile.

I looked in there, and

Ethel was gettin'

Her a cold drink.

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"

But it was too

Late. She'd already been mooned.

Flashed her right there in front of

The shock absorbers

Here he comes, look at that, look at that

There he goes, look at that, look at that

And he ain't wearin' no clothes

He ain't crude, look at