Funk Is Back

Get up out your seat, the grand groove is back

With a beat to sink your teeth in like wolfman jack

I'm bringing in the swing like ching a-ling a-ling

Guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing

I combine funk with a make-a-monk piano

I'm nuts,

I'm crazy,

I lost it, and man a

Different type of bud in my veign and hey

Like I'm *cookoo cookoo* like a nappy dread

Now it's me, the b-i-z, m-a-r k-i to the e

As you can see, going to the t-o-o, mo mo most definitely

I concoct to rock, and put you in shock

Not from the past, but

I blact like binac-a

Yeah, the one foots getting ill

Cause nobody beats the biz still

The funk is back! (repeat 4x)

Ooops, well

I'm the original b-i-z mark

Here to let you know my bite is worse than my bark

I'm coiming out with some freakified funk

If joanie was around, then

I'd be a hump

But since she ain't,

I still am the

Hellified king of the r-a-p

I'sa i'sa i'sa here to let you know

I'm the hypnotizing, mezmorizing, stealing the show

Uh-oh, I'm hitting hitting just like a speaker

My mom dropped the bomb, then

God said "eureka!"

To say a lay masterpiece that's long overdue>from the streets of california to kalamazoo

Don't look at me like

I'm crazy or dumb

Cause my jinlge will tickle you cerebrum

My sensational delivery will give you a chill

That's why nobody beats the biz still

The funk is back! (repeat 4x)

I'm the super, duper, party pooper

With my loop

I'll put you in a stupor

Chump, thump, with doctor's bump

With the trunks of funk to make the heartbeat pump

M ah z r, k har,

I har, e har

Try hard, a star, rocking the casbah

My brain maintains with no restraints

Not john doe or jane, here to entertain

Feul a, deuler, plus an old schooler

Funk from the crack keep me kicking like

I'm rulerDunky, drunky, skunky, funky, and pokey

Chunky, a junkie with the monkey on my back

Knack, opposites attract

Biz being wack? get the bozack!

Skill to ill, plus always thrill

And I be sure that no one beats the biz still

The funk is back! (repeat 4x)*the biz goes off til the song's end*