Tear Shit Up

(featuring Jazzy Jeff) [Biz Markie]

Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh

Y'all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh

Y'all know, uh, uh uh-huh

Check it out {"C'mon!" -

Chuck D} [Verse One - every last word or syllable is echoed]

Don't go to

Getty, go to

Exxon Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on

Got good luck like

Lucky Charms leprechaun

Can't believe

Freaky Tah and

Big L is gone

You think

I'm a mailman, well my delivery

Ain't no other brother like the

B-I with the

Z Emezah-A-

Rrrah, say

K-I with the

E I got mo' rhymes than

Muhammad Ali

Not number one but here to have fun

Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done

Y'all, know, my competition is none

Funky funky fresh from the day

I begun You rock with me, you're guaranteed to have a ball

Got a big belly, over six feet tall

My favorite team is the

Vikings when

I watch football

Here's another one to get you off the wall [Chorus - unknown female while Jeff scratches]

He's Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"}

He's Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"}

He's Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"}

He's Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up, up, up {"C'mon!"} [Verse Two - with the same echo]

Soon to be elected in the

Hall of Fame

I rock the microphone, emceeing's my game

I flip so many styles, my name should be

Flipper On

Three's Company,

I wish I was

Jack Tripper

Back in the days,

I used to eat {?}litina{?}

Back in the days, my sister had a

Thumbelina

Back in the days,

I liked a girl named

Angelina Back in the days,

I wanted to get in between her

My jingle bella, always

Roc-A-Fella

Even my acapella will be a best seller

She couldn't believe what

I had achieved

Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves

Enquiring minds always want to know

How did I get my ill freestyle flow?

I just tell 'em straight up without no

B Ask me no questions yo, here's my

ID [Chorus] [Verse Three - same echo once again]

I'm not Captain

Kirk, or Mr.

Spock When

I put the party people in a state of shock

I'm like Mark

Twain, or

Shakespeare

Cause when

I'm on the stage, people throw they hands in the air

Wavin 'em wild, like in a frenzy

Dog in the house like

I'm Spuds

McKenzie I'm just doin it, just rockin the house

Sucker MC's is spiders or mouse

Comin off the top of my head

I'm not dumb so don't be misled

When I was young,

I never pissed in the bed

Always listened to what my moms and pops said

Love reggae so much, you could call me a dred

Got a big belly so you know

I'm well fed

And I'm a lover-lover like my name is

Ed And I'm +2

Awesome+ like

K and Teddy

Ted [Chorus] - 2

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