Famous People

Well you're the first car in an hour or so

I'm glad you stopped in,it's sure been slow around here today

Just like every day

Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates

And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card

You're a movie star

I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies

That I met one of the most famous people in the country

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Well,I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green

And cable don't come out this far so I never watch TV

I know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help

Hey wait,weren't you in Cannonball Run,no,oh well

Allow me to introduce myself

My name ain't John,this is somebody else's greasy shirt my name's Kurt

This is the town that I grew up in

I've never seen L.A.,the closest I've been to Hollywood is Dollywood

But when you get back to Beverly Hills,you can tell all your buddies

That you met one of the most famous people in the country

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'Cause I caught the record small mouth down on Kentucky Lake

And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state

And I'm still signing autographs after all these years

Oh,yeah I guess I'm gonna need yours,sign um here

I've been thinking about doing some acting someday

If I ever do make it out to L.A.,can I give you a shout

Maybe crash on your couch

If you hear of any roles that are floating around

That would put me and Ashley Judd making out in a steamy love scene

I'd work pretty cheap

If the phones are down,just ask around you'll get a hold of me

'Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country

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