Disco Sucks

Well, I've shined my shoes

And I've combed my hair

But the DJ's square

And the girls don't care

My feet are stuck to the carpet here

I'm finding it hard to get out of my chair

But I can't go home 'cause it's cold out there

Disco sucks

Why do I love it so much

Disco sucks

I've got to have it

I want it, I need it

My amigo's gone to score some gear

And I'm getting stares from the boys in here

There's been stabbin's in the front

And shootin's in the back

I'm running for cover, I'm under attack

Disco sucks

Why do I love it so much

Disco sucks

I've got to have it

I want it, I need it

Her heels were so high

Girl was touchin' my eye

She was movin' in time

She was blowin' my mind

She was takin' me there

To my dreams in the sky

It was to my surprise

That the girl was a guy

Disco sucks

Why do I love it so much

Disco sucks

I've got to have it

I want it, I need it