I Don't Do Windows

You treated me like a doggone dog for so long

But I went along to keep peace in our home

But there's some things that I just won't do

I think it's time that I told them to you

I don't do windows and I won't go to hell for you

Although honey hell is what you put me through

I'll do the clothes if you won't come unglued

And I'll clean the stove to keep you in a good mood

But you've been mean to me sometime

I think I better tell you what's on my mind

I don't do windows and I don't come to work 'til nine

And if you make me mad

I won't come to work any time

So I can play with the dog

Honey I'm tired of being just one of your toy

And there's one more thing that you don't understand

I wanna be treated like a natural man

I don't do windows and I don't play second hands

I said I don't do windows and I won't stay in your pants