Who the **** Is Alice?

i don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go

i guess she's got her reasons, but i just don't wanna know

'cuz for twenty-four years i've been living next door

to alice

twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance,

tell her how i feel, maybe get a second glance;

now i've got to get used to not living next door

to alice (alice? who the **** is alice?)