Bong Toke

Take a bong toke...

I love rippin' outta bongs it gets me so so high

When I take a big toke 'looks like my eyes start to cry

Tears start to swell up when

I take a huge hit

Of that bong biggie bong diggity dank dank ****

Johnny Richter don't quit out the one two three

Take so many bong hits you might run out of ****

Thought you was ****ing with a rookie but

I'm really a king

I was just out playing hooky having fun with my team

Well now I'm back with a plan to get the whole world united

The plan's called bong tokes first you pack it then light it

Then you pass it to a friend and keep on paying it forward

Until we all live as one to form a **** world order[CHORUS]

Take a bong toke...

Where's the **** at?...

It's time to put the chronic in the chamber

The bong water needs a little change up

I throw a fast ball right down the strike zone

And split the bat up to stick in the glass bowl

Mountain Spring always goes down the freshest

Before we spark it up

D-Loc you must inspect it

Dirty water's like a sin to a christian

You want heaven but you never gonna get in

The high priest baptizes and purifies

The canni-bus now we're all getting herbalized

Pass the lighter spark the holy chalice

The Mavericks ain't the same since

Steve Nash left

DallasSprinkle on the keef yeah adds a nice topping

We getting' baked like hash cakes there's no stopping

The water's bubbling my vision starts doubling

The smoke's rising fast

I pull the stem it comes rushing in[CHORUS]

YoLiar liar pants on fire...

Liar liar...

Hey nawLiar liar pants on fire ain't nobody getting no higher

**** THAT where's my lighter

Sick of all you lyin' typers

We getting higher higher smoking on a vaporizer

Eyes red blazed up smoked out

I'm tired as ****

We got that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

The type of **** that leave you breathless and flow less

So take a toke

And another

And another

And another...

Tell your mother

Oh no![CHORUS]