歌词
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Find out what your niche is
找到你适合的位置
Because that leads to riches
因为那会带给你更好的位置
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Beer from a can always tastes two degrees cooler than beer from a bottle
灌装啤酒总是比瓶装啤酒喝起来要冰爽两个等级
Even if they're the same temperature
即便它们是同样的温度
I'm don't know why
我不知道为啥
I'm not a physicist
我不是物理学家
But I am a beer drinker
但我是个饮啤酒者
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Never drink anything with an umbrella
别喝那种杯子上有把小伞的
A fruit wedge
有一块儿水果的
Or a plastic monkey in it
以及里头有个塑料猴的饮料
==【Peggy】==
【佩吉】
Remember
记住
Butter first
先是黄油
Milk second
再是牛奶
Then add the cheese powder
然后加入奶酪粉
==【Dale】==
【戴尔】
Inhale deeply and often
时时深吸一口烟
You're payin' for the nicotine
你在为尼古丁买单
You might as well get the most out of it
你不妨将它充分挥霍
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Don't be the type of person who sits around talking about his own genitalia
别成为那种坐着谈论自己的人
==【Boomhauer】==
【布姆豪尔】
I tell you what you do man you take one of these little ol' dollar bills man
我跟你讲啊老铁你是怎么做的 你在这些钱里拿了一点儿小钱
Ol' George Washington on there get one of those cartoon balloons man
乔治·华盛顿在那儿买了一只卡通气球 老铁
==【Leanne】==
【莉安】
Enjoy your body
享受你的身体
Use it everywhere you can
在所有你能用得上的地方去挥霍
Feel good about your body
对你的身体保持好感
Show it to everyone
并展示给每个人
==【Peggy】==
【佩吉】
Your feet are not as big as you think they are
你的脚并没有你以为的那么大
==【Bobby】==
【鲍比】
Enjoy your body
享受你的身体
Almost any part can make a fart noise
几乎每个部位都能发出的声音
In between your toes
在你的脚趾之间
Behind your knee
膝盖后面
Inside the elbow
胳膊肘里
Even behind your ear
甚至耳朵后面
From your chin to your neck
从下巴到脖子
And of course
当然了
You have your armpit
还有你的胳肢窝
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Always read the directions
多看说明书
Enjoy your spatula
享受你的铲子
Use it everywhere you can
在你能用的上的地方都用它
If it rusts
别怕别人怎么想
Don't be afraid of what people think of it
这是你所拥有的最伟大的工具
It is the greatest instrument you will ever own
如果它生锈的话
==【Bobby】==
【鲍比】
Write your locker combination where you'll remember it
在你会记得的地方 写下你的储物柜密码
But not inside your locker
但别写在柜子里面
==【Cotton】==
【康顿】
Love your shins
爱你的肌肤吧
Them's the only ones you got and you'll miss 'em when they're gone
它是你唯一拥有的，当它离去时你会思念它的
Dance! I said dance, monkey!
给我跳舞！我说给我跳啊，猴儿！
Dance! I said dance, monkey!
跳！我说你倒是跳啊，猴儿！
==【Dale】==
【戴尔】
Do one thing every day that scares somebody.
每天做一件吓人的事儿
==【Cotton】==
【康顿】
Dance! I said dance, monkey!
给我跳舞！我说给我跳呀倒是，猴儿！
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Go to the bathroom every chance you can
在你能有机会去洗手间的时候 每次都得去
Don't trust a man who spends more than $10 on a haircut
别相信一个在发型上花过十块钱以上的男人
Buy American
买美国货
Even if it doesn't work as well
即便它也没啥用
==【Bill】==
【比尔】
Be kind to your wife
对你媳妇好点儿
You may never know when she just might leave ya for no reason
你可能永远不知道她会在什么时候无缘无故地离开你
==【Peggy】==
【佩吉】
Do not read beauty magazines
别看美女杂志
They will only make you feel sorry for those skinny, little drugged out models
它们只会让你为那些皮包骨并过度的小模特而感到遗憾
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Mow against the grain
割谷子
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
My lawn is my flag
我的草坪是我的旗帜
It tells the world
它告诉世界
Here lives a competent
这儿生活着一个能干的人
Trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories
靠谱的石油气销售员和石油气配件
==【Bill】==
【比尔】
Dance
跳舞吧
Even if you have no where to do it but alone in your living room
即使你除了孤身一人在你家客厅跳跳之外
Alone
没别的地儿可跳
With a mop
和一个拖把跳舞 也是好的
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Never throw out an old comb
永远别扔掉一把旧梳子
A comb is one tool that last a lifetime
梳子可是一种终其一生都用得上的工具
==【Dale】==
【戴尔】
Set aside time every day to check to see if your fly is up
每天抽空儿查看一下你的苍蝇是不是在飞
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Don't go to therapy
别去治疗
It'll only screw you up more
那只会让你徒增烦恼
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Don't waste money on fancy soap
别把钱浪费在香皂上
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
Never, ever trust a man who is wearing a beret
永远别相信一个戴着贝雷帽的男人
==【Hank】==
【汉克】
If there's a better friend than a roll of duct tape I'd like to meet him
如果有比一卷儿胶带更好的朋友，我倒想见见他
==【Boomhauer】==
【布姆豪尔】
I tell you one thing man in any kind of relationship is dang ol' communication
我跟你说啊老铁 在任何一种关系之中 沟通都是必要的
It's the most important thing in any kind of relationship
这是任何一种人际关系之中最重要的事儿
I tell you what man what we have here is a failure to communicate
我跟你讲老铁 我们现在就是一种沟通的失败
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