Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself,

I need a little space to think.

Maybe we should start seeing other people.

Baby, things are moving way to fast for me."

So, i, I picked up what was left of my pride,

And I put on my walking shoes,

And I got up on that high road,

And I did what any gentleman would do..

I, um...

I got a brand new girlfriend.

We went and jumped off the deep end,

Flew out to LA for the weekend,

Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach,

Wearin' nothin' but a smile,

Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.

Man, I think im on to somethin',

Yano I feel just like a kid again.

I got a brand new girlfriend.

I love it when she calls me butter cup,

Laughs and says I left the toilet seat up,

She pops and tosses me a cold beer,

And says my buddies always welcome here.

When I get hungry, she takes me out.

I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound.

My tails a waggin', my tounges hangin' out,

It makes me wanna shout...

I got a brand new girlfriend.

We went and jumped off the deep end,

Flew out to LA for the weekend,

Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach,

Wearin' nothin' but a smile,

Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,

Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.