Cousin Kevin

Were on our own cousin,

all alone cousin.

Let's think of a game to play

Now the grownups have all gone away.

You won't be much fun

being blind deaf and dumb

But I've no one to play with today.

D'you know how to play hide and seek?

To find me it would take you a week,

But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere

There's a lot I can do to a freak.

How would you feel if I turned on the bath,

Ducked your head under and started to laugh.

What would you do if I shut you outside,

To stand in the rain

and catch cold so you died?

I'm the school bully !

The classroom cheat.

The nastiest playfriend,

You ever could meet.

I'll stick pins in your fingers

And tread on your feet...

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm

Would change your expression to one of alarm,

I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair

Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...

I'm the school bully !

The classroom cheat.

The nastiest playfriend,

You ever could meet.

I'll put glass in your dinner

And spikes in your seat...