Stand

My teas gone cold Im wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I cant see at all

And even if I could itll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that its not so bad,

its not so bad..

My teas gone cold Im wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I cant see at all

And even if I could itll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that its not so bad,

its not so bad..

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still aint callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em

but anyways; **** it, whats been up? Man hows your daughter?

My girlfriends pregnant too, Im bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what Ima call her?

Ima name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too Im sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didnt want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but Im your biggest fan

I even got the underground **** that you did with Skam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the **** you did with Rawkus too, that **** was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan

My teas gone cold Im wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I cant see at all

And even if I could itll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that its not so bad,

its not so bad..

Dear Slim, you still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I aint mad - I just think its ****ED UP you dont answer fans

If you didnt wanna talk to me outside your concert

you didnt have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

Thats my little brother man, hes only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

four hours and you just said, No.

Thats pretty ****ty man - youre like his ****in idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I aint that mad though, I just dont like bein lied to

Remember when we met in Denver - you said if Id write you

you would write back - see Im just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither;

he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what youre saying in your songs

so when I have a ****ty day, I drift away and put em on

cause I dont really got **** else so that **** helps when Im depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

My girlfriends jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she dont know you like I know you Slim, no one does

She dont know what it was like for people like us growin up

You gotta call me man, Ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.

We should be together too

My teas gone cold Im wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I cant see at all

And even if I could itll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that its not so bad,

its not so bad..

Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

thisll be the last package I ever send your ass

Its been six months and still no word - I dont deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on em perfect

So this is my cassette Im sending you, I hope you hear it

Im in the car right now, Im doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night

about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning

but didnt, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

Thats kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now its too late - Im on a 1000 downers now, Im drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall

I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you cant sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you cant BREATHE without me

Hey Slim, thats my girlfriend screamin in the trunk

but I didnt slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I aint like you

cause if she suffocates shell suffer more, and then shell die too

Well, gotta go, Im almost at the bridge now

Oh ****, I forgot, howm I supposed to send this **** out?

My teas gone cold Im wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I cant see at all

And even if I could itll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that its not so bad,

its not so bad..

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriends pregnant now, how far along is she?

Look, Im really flattered you would call your daughter that

and heres an autograph for your brother,

I wrote it on the Starter cap

Im sorry I didnt see you at the show, I musta missed you

Dont think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you

But whats this **** you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

I say that **** just clownin dogg,

cmon - how ****ed up is you?

You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And whats this **** about us meant to be together?

That type of shitll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

or maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that youll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, Im glad I inspire you but Stan

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just dont want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

and in the car they found a tape, but they didnt say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

Damn!