Cocktales

*CHORUS*

these are the tales the freaky tales

these are the tales that i tell so well

you dont like my dirty raps

you can go to hell

cause short dog's on the mic

telling cocktales

H-E-A-D

all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p

you just a big freak

you better not complain

when you hear these cocktales and you hear yo name

if you a fake bitch

aint no thang

i pick up the phone and call Denine

if i call Marie, i know for a fact

ill get sucked in my drop top cadillac

i met this freak named Naomi

strait dick sucker worked me and my homie

she had a girl friend her name was Vicky

i pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

she was fine as fuck but cant fuck with Tina

Tina Tina the sperm cleaner

i took her to my house and i told her strip

baby got freaky started doin the splits

i said biotch

do what you want

cause a true blue mac won't even front

i fucked her wit my finger

she tried to cum

pussy so tight wouldnt give me none

im sure Too $hort couldn't be no punk

im tryin a get funky cause i love to funk

my dick is big and her nigga had a little one

i didnt fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun

i know you stop and wonder just what it is

its the California lifestyle that i live

see im from the crew

dangerous bitch

tellin everybody bout this freaky shit

i know this bitch name Annette

you get her all alone and she'll suck yo dick

hella freak

won't say no fo shit

you and her all alone nigga thats yo bitch

i know another freak

her names Joanne

i always get the pussy cause i know i can

finest bitch around aint got no man

every time she cross my mind

i go fuck her again

shes like another freak

named Christina

bitch so dumb i named her misdemeanor

cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb

i took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

you know i did all that shit

she got my number if she beep me ima call that bitch

and go digin them guts like a gardner

if she start screamin ima fuck the bitch harder cause

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i meet the groupies

hookers like Kathy

fuckin MC's cause shes so nasty

see her backstage tryina throw that ass

she just like to freak

and she had to pass me that pussy

you cant stop the bitch

let her roll on those and then drop her rich

my name is short

my game is long

i freak these hoes

and sing these songs

i know a bitch named Stephanie

do anything she can to have sex wit me

she really dont bring out the best in me

but i love her fine ass layin next to me

shes like another freak named Nicole

so damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

i took her to my house

she gave me the panties

i fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie

Angie called me up about two weeks later

talkin some shit about do me player

so i did her

just like Tamera

takin naked pictures with my polaroid camera

next they told a bitch

named Raquel

got my skin all under her fingernails

she was diggin in my back while i grind the shit

that was way back

now i cant find the bitch

but if i do ill probably do the same again

break the bitch for everything

cause i came to pimp

im Too $hort baby

i dont stop mackin

i grab the microphone and i dont stop rappin

you can bet yo life

as i spit these raps ill be fuckin em up like that

biotch

i know a bitch

her name is Sheri

i had to cut her loose cause she wanna get married

pussy so good and i do mean very

sometimes its shaved sometimes its hairy

im Short Dog aint nothin nice

yeah but make me mad and ill fuck your wife

have fun wit your bitch

have her sprung on my dick

i guess ill pull it out and just cum on your bitch

like my other little tramp

named Erica

anywhere i wanna fuck

thats where i fuck

cause shes the frekiest bitch in America

and everytime i get the pussy

i just tear it up cause

*CHORUS *

BIOTCH

and it dont stop to the beat