I Smoke a Lot

I smoke a lot,

I'm not talking **** or pot

I smoke the regular stuff

I smoke a lot and if you're a smoker too

You've ought to know sometimes it's tough

To be in healthy company

People who always say, "You smoke a lot"

Imagine the amount of money

You could save if you'd quit

You smoke a lot, by now you'd have a bike

Aren't you concerned about the kids

Well, of course, sure

I am concerned a bit

But about that bike,

I could get killed with it

And is that what you really want, it's not

So I smoke a lot,

I smoke a lot

My God, I smoke a lot and

I feel fine

I smoke a lot

I smoke a lot,

I smoke a lot

I smoke a lot,

I smoke a lot

Sometimes it's great, sometimes it's not

But I smoke a lot,

I smoke a lot

I smoke a lot,

I smoke a lot