*** Dwarf (Original Version)

Isn't it nice

Sugar and spice

Luring disco dollies

To a life of vice

I could make a film

And make you my star

You'd be a natural

The way you are

I would like you on

A long black leash

I would parade you

Down the high street

You've got the attraction

You've got the pulling power

Walk my little doggy

Walk my little *** dwarf

Here, doggy, doggy

We could make a scene

We'd be a team

Making the headlines

Sounds like a dream

When we hit the floor

You just watch them move aside

We will take them

For a ride of rides

They all love your

Miniature ways

You know what they say

About small boys

*** dwarf...

I'm in my Rolls Royce

Look it's so huge!

It's big and it's gold,

With my dumb chaueffeur

Looking to procure,

Run, little doggy,

Lure a disco dolly

Run, my little *** dwarf,

I feel so lonely,

Get my little camera,,

Take a pretty picture

*** dwarf,in a gold Rolls,

Making it with the dumb chauffeur

Isn't it nice,

Sugar and Spice,

Luring disco dollies

To a life of vice

*** dwarf,

Isn't it nice,

Luring disco dollies

To a life of vice

*** dwarf...

We can make an outfit,

For my little *** dwarf,

To match the gold Rolls

And my dumb chauffeur

We all look so good

We'll knock 'em cold

Knocking 'em cold

In Black and Gold

We can have playtime,

In my little playroom,

Disco dollies,

My *** dwarf,

And my dumb chauffeur

I would lkike you

On a long black leash,

You can bring me

All the things I need

*** dwarf,

Isn't it nice,

Luring disco dollies

To a life of vice

*** dwarf,

Isn't it nice,

Luring disco dollies

To a life of vice

*** Dwarf...

We all look so good

We'll knock 'em cold

Knocking 'em cold

In Black and Gold

*** Dwarf

Isn't it nice

Luring Disco Dollies

To a life of vice

*** Dwarf...

*** Dwarf |

Isn't it nice | Repeat

Luring Disco Dollies | To end

To a life of vice |

"That's nice !!!"