Better Dig Two

I told you on the day we wed

I was gonna love you 'til I's dead

Made you wait 'til our weddin' night

That's the first and the last time I'll wear white

So if the ties that bind ever do come loose

Tie 'em in a knot like a hangman's noose

'Cause I'll go to Heaven or I'll go to Hell

Before I'll see you with someone else

Put me in the ground

Put me six foot down

And let the stone say

Here lies the girl whose only crutch

Was lovin' one man just a little too much

If you go before I do

I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Well, it won't be whiskey, it won't be meth

It'll be your name on my last breath

If divorce or death ever do us part

The coroner will call it a broken heart

So put me in the ground

Put me six foot down

And let the stone say

Here lies the girl whose only crutch

Was lovin' one man just a little too much

If you go before I do

I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Dig two

Two-oooh-oooh-oooh

I took your name when I took those vows

(Took those vows)

I meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now

Oh right now

If the ties that bind ever do come loose

If forever ever ends for you

If that ring gets a little too tight

It might as well read me my last rites

And let the stone say

Here lies the girl whose only crutch

Was lovin' one man just a little too much

If you go before I do

I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig

Hah! There'll be a stone right next to mine

We'll be together 'til the end of time

Don't you go before I do

I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

I told you on the day we wed

I was gonna love you 'til Is dead