Crazy Love

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded

And you don't mind of my that all pants are way too short on me

and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago

And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side

of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player

And you don't have a problem with me

when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look

at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back

It's very pretty, baby

Well you must have been sent from above

You're all that I can think of

You're just as psychotic as me

My crazy love

Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit

to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

Blah bloo blah bloo bloo

Thank you

And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out

with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO

for two and a half years

I believe you sugarpie

'Cause our love is right on track

I'm yours, your mine it's a fact

Don't forget to take your Prozac

My crazy love

Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there

Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my

Wonder Woman underwear

I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid

to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information

They can't fool you sweetheart

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin

Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out

ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you

I ain't no fink, dollface

'Cause we know that it's true

Only I could love you

We both eat with our hands

My crazy love

My crazy, crazy love

Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby

I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?

Oh yeah, here you go