Hey, Western Union Man

Oh, Western

Union man send a telegram to my baby

Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh

Send a telegram to my baby

This is what

I want you to say

I want you to tell her that

I'm all alone

I tried to call her on the phone

Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me

And if the telegram don't do

Send a box of candy too an maybe some flowers

Tell her that

I miss her for hours and hours

Send a telegram, send a telegram

Hurry up, send a telegram, man, to my baby

Do you hear what

I say?Oh,

Western Union man, send a telegram

Oh, send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man, hey, send a telegram, oh

Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh

Send a telegram, man, to my baby

This is what

I want you to do

Listen, tell me, have you got a boy you can send?

This is what

I want him to do

Put him on his bike right away

See if he can get my message through

Maybe tomorrow but mail it right away

I want the girl to know that

I missed her

Something like yesterday

Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh

Send a telegram, man, to my baby

Do you hear what

I say?Oh Western

Union man why don't you send a telegram?

Well send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man, send a telegram

Oh send a, send a telegram, send it

Send it, send it, send it, right on to my baby

Do you hear what

I say?Hey

Western Union man, send a telegram, oh

Send a telegram to my baby, hey