Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ

Spinning dub all night long

And Heaven would be just kickin' back

With Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too

And while the world is warring

We'll just sit back and laugh at you

Singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven

They see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer

And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"

So if you wanna come to my heaven

Well we're all gonna have a ball

And everyone you know is welcome

'Cause we got no gates or walls

Singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit

Without the man ****ing with it

And then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You gotta a list here that doesn't end

You're mad 'cause I smoke ****

You teaching any classes in how to cope

I'll find a place to rest my head

I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'

We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven

You think I really care that I miss my Biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you gots to chill

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skillz

I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skillz (got the skillz, got the skillz)

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back (Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Without the man ****ing with it

If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)

At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack ('Cause right now on earth I can't do jack)

Without the man ****ing with it

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate (I don't care, no I don't care)

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit (I don't care, I don't care)

Without the man ****ing with it (I don't care, I don't care)

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit