Kim

Aww look at daddy's baby girl

That's daddy baby

Little sleepy head

Yesterday I changed your diaper

Wiped you and powdered you.

How did you get so big?

Can't believe it now your two

Baby you're so precious

Daddy's so proud of you

Sit down *******

If you move again I'll beat the *******t out of you

(Eminem as Kim)

(Okay)

Don't make me wake this baby

She don't need to see what I'm about to do

Quit crying *******, why do you always make me shout at you?

How could you?

Just leave me and love him out the blue

Oh, what's a matter Kim?

Am I too loud for you?

Too bad *******, your gonna finally hear me out this time

At first, I'm like all right

You wanna throw me out? That's fine!

But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?

This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!

How could you let him sleep in our bed?

Look at Kim

Look at your hu*******and now!

(No!)

I said look at him!

He ain't so hot now is he?

Little punk!

(Why are you doing this?)

Shut the ******* up!

(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)

You think I give a *******!

Come on we're going for a ride *******

Sit up front

(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)

We'll be right back

Well I will you'll be in the trunk

- So long, ******* you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, ******* you did me so wrong

You really ******* me Kim

You really did a number on me

Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me

But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18

That was years ago

I thought we wiped the slate clean

That's ******* up!

(I love you!)

Oh God my brain is racing

What are you doing?

Change the station I hate this song!

Does this look like a big joke?

There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat

In your living room, ha-ha

What you think I'm kiddin' you?

You loved him didn't you?

Bull*******t you ******* don't ******* lie to me

What the *******'s this guy's problem on the side of me?

******* you asshole, yeah bite me

Kim, KIM!

Why don't you like me?

You think I'm ugly don't you

(It's not that!)

No you think I'm ugly

(Baby)

Get the ******* away from me, don't touch me

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

How the ******* could you do this to me?

(Sorry!)

Come on get out

(I can't I'm scared)

I said get out *******!

(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)

(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)

******* you, you did this to us

You did it, it's your fault

Oh my God I'm crackin' up

Get a grip Marshall

Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?

And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie

That was funny wasn't it?

(Yes!)

See it all makes sense, doesn't it?

You and your hu*******and have a fight

One of you tries to grab a knife

And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced

And while this is goin' on

His son just woke up and he just walks in

She panics and he gets his throat cut

(Oh my God!)

So now they both dead and you slash your own throat

So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note

I should have known better when you started to act weird

We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!

You can't run from me Kim

It's just us, nobody else!

You're only making this harder on yourself

Ha! Ha! Got'cha!

(Ahh!)

Ha! Go ahead yell!

Here I'll scream with you!

AH SOMEBODY HELP!

Don't you get it *******, no one can hear you?

Now shut the ******* up and get what's comin to you

You were supposed to love me

NOW BLEED! ******* BLEED!

BLEED! ******* BLEED! BLEED!