My Story

I was born a firecracker

A tinkling grocery sacker

A dreamer and a slacker

Fled town at

21

I tell jokes to fill the silence

I'm nervous but I hide it

But I feel like a giant

When I get some laundry done

And I'm here in my apartment

And I ain't got no money

And a boyfriend burn

And Mary's gone

Thank God I've got good friends

Things get kind of lonely

All in all they ain't that bad

This is my story

And I ain't alone in that

Chased all the wrong ones

And I drank with all the drunk ones

I wore those silly pearls

Just to make my grandma smile

I hated on my mother

Talked down to my father

But

I'm so glad they bother

To love me through hard times

I've got a glass of wine in my hand

And my sister on the phone

She told a guy got a big glass for me

And then she told me a dirty joke

My credit is getting better

All in all it ain't that bad

This is my story

And I ain't alone in that

My hair is getting longer

And I think I'm losing weight

It turns out the guy that he likes me crazy

Cause he asked me on a second date

All in all I think I'm happy

This chapter ain't so bad

This is my story

All in all it ain't that bad

Yeah this is my story

And I ain't alone in that

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