This Ain't My Day

I walked the whole nine yards

Across town and missed the boat

I gave your diamond ring

To the ruff part of the sea

I left a pocket full of sunshine

In my other jeans

And then it rained cats and dogs

And I'm allergic to them all

YEAH

Try not to think about it

Try not to dwell on it

but I like to worry myself sometimes

about things I can't control

I didn't wear a smile today

I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey

I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way

This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

Embraced my red letter day

And then the mail didn't run

I stopped to smell a rose

But ate **** and poisoned oak

I went out on a limb

And a little bird told me off

I took one for the road

And drove directly into a wall

C'MON

Try not to think about it

Try not to dwell on it

but I like to worry myself sometimes

about things I can't control

I didn't wear a smile today

I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey

I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way

This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

My trucks broken down

My stomach feels sick

My phone just died and my neighbour is a ****

I lost my wallet

My back hurts, My knee hurts

But who am I to complaign

I didn't wear a smile today

I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey

I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way

This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day

(should never of got out of bed)

I didn't wear a smile today

I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey

I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way

This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x3]