Satan's Ice Cream Truck

C'mon little kiddies

Have I got a treat for you.

At first it tastes all yummy,

Then you start to turn blue

[chorus:]

I'll be back again next week.

Bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat

Mom don't like it, but he don't give a ****

Kids come running for satan's ice cream truck

Come on, and ask you mommy

Your pennies are in hand

If you need more than your tummy,

You can get inside my van

[repeat chorus]