The Best Man

I guess I've got a heart meant

For fooling around with chicks

'Cause in that love department

I know all the ladies' tricks

Now I ran across a girl one day

She was as sharp as a girl could be

And I wasn't surprised to hear her say

That she really went for me

She said I was the best man

Whoever knocked on her door

She said I was the best man

The fella she'd waited for

She said I was the best man

At dancing and nobody can deny

That when it came to romancing

I was the A plus number 1 guy

But then she met my best friend

And knocked him right off his pins

But still I wasn't worried

'Cause the best man always wins

The way it all turned out, there was no doubt

That I was best man in the end

Yes, I was the best man

When she married my best friend

So don't you think you're the best

Till you pass the test

And you know all the ladies' tricks

'Cause you wind up as the best man

While the other guy gets the chicks