How ****ing Romantic

How ******* Romantic

The Magnetic Fields

how ******* romantic

all the stars are out

twinkling twinkling twinkling

and fluttering about

what a tacky sunset

what a vulgar moon

play another charming

rogers and hart tune

how ******* romantic

must we really waltz?

drag another cliche

howling from the vaults

love you obviously

like you really care

even though you treat me

like a dancing bear

toss your bear a goldfish

as he cycles by

don't forget to feed your

bear or it'll die