Crazed Country Rebel

Well, I was rollin' by myself, went down to

Memphis, Tennessee and

I was lookin' for a guy who had a mullet and no teeth and

I was trippin' on some acid a latino gave to me

Hey, I was smokin' ******** 'til it knocked me off my feet

Then I got some "H" from my old

Uncle Pete now

I'm startin' to feel like

I might've

ODed On an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like

I'm on ten and

I love gettin' high - hate bein' low and

I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road and

I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid 'cause

I'm a crazed country rebel and

I'm driftin' state to state

Somehow I made it up to

Texas with a carload full of grass and

I'm seeing all these pigs who wanna bust my ass and

I'm always livin' hard - always smokin' **** now

I'm hangin' out in

Texas drinkin' mushroom tea and

I'm ****ed up on the floor - think

I know why, must've been some of that

Boone county moonshine and an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like

I'm on ten and

I love gettin' high - hate bein' low and

I'm always about stayin' on this road and

I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid 'cause

I'm a crazed country rebel and

I'm driftin' state to state

I had to get up off the floor, tried to get myself in line 'cause the ceiling's talkin' to me, and the pisser's flushin' fire

That's why they call me 'full throttle' -

I like a good time it all started at a bar with a friend of mine

Well she had to hook me up - she said she'd blow my mind

I've been up for four days so cut me out another line of an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like

I'm on ten

I love bein' high - hate bein' low and

I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road and

I'm workin' real hard, tryin to get paid 'cause

I'm a crazed country rebel and

I'm driftin' state to state