Somebody's Been Sleeping

Fe Fi Fo Fum

I can feel the presence of someone

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Somebody's been sitting in my chair

They ate up all my food

And I don't stand fo' such

Don't ell me it was a woman

Cause a woman don't eat that much

My brand new silk pajama's

They're rolled up in the chair

My mind ain't playing tricks on me

Now tell me is he still here

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Somebody's been sitting in my chair

Cigarettes in my ashtray

And I don't even smoke

Somebody's been in my best booze

I can tell cause the seal is broke

I left my bedroom slippers

Last night underneath of my bed

And now they're in my living room

And my bed was left unmade

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Somebody's been sitting in my chair

Fe Fi Fo Fum

I can feel the presence of someone

Fe Fi Fo Fum

I can feel the presence of someone

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Somebody's been eating my food

Somebody's been looking at my shoes

Somebody's been sitting in my chair

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed...