Don't Fall in Love

The quickest way to break your heart

Make you depressed and ill

ls to get tangled up inside

The side effects could kill

All passion is a waste of time

A deadly game pour vous

l am your friend Your cher ami

l wouldn't lie to you

lf you must love someone may l suggest

You love yourself Just think it through

You'll never leave and you will find you'll get more rest

You'll always feel as good as new

Your freedom is the most important thing, my friend

You must be strong You mustn't bend

Don't talk for hours Don't send flowers

Don't write poems Don't sing songs

And dance beneath the stars that shine above

Don't fall in love

Oh, don't do it Oh!

As soon as your heart rules your head

Your life is not your own

lt's hell when someone's always there

lt's bliss to be alone

And love of any kind is bad

A dog, a child, a cat

They take up so much precious time

Now, where's the sense in that

Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame

lf you're turned on then just turn off

Emotions are a thing all great men overcame

Please, don't make this grand catastrophe

Don't get attached to anyone or anything

There's nothing worse than things that cling

You'll go to pot You'll turn to drink

You'll never rest You'll end up mad

And looking like some poor demented dove

Don't fall in love

Don't fall in love!