Ain't There Anyone Here for Love

Honey, you'll hurt yourself!

I can't play tennis,

My golf's a menace,

I just can't do the Australian crawl,

And I'm no better at volleyball,

Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,

Ain't there anyone here for love?

I'm apathetic

And non-athletic,

Can't keep up in a marathon.

I need some shoulder to lean upon

And a couple of arms to hold me,

Ain't there anyone here for love?

I'm not in condition to wrestle,

I've never trained in a gym.

Show me a man who can nestle

And I'll pin a medal on him!

Need some chappie

To make me happy

And he don't have to be Hercules!

Don't anyone know about birds and bees,

Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,

Ain't there anyone here for love?

(Doubles, anyone?)

(Court's free!)

(Two out of three, anyone?)

(Doesn't anyone wanna play?)

I like big muscles

And red corpuscles,

I like a beautiful hunk o' man!

But I'm no physical culture thing,

Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,

Ain't there anyone,

Ain't there anyone,

Ain't there anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone, for love?