Kidz Are So Small

If I were a man

And you a dog

If I were man

And you a dog

I'd throw a stick for you

If I were a man

And you a dog

I'd throw a stick for you

If I were dog

And you a man

I'd throw a fit for you

If I were dog

And you a man

I'd throw a fit for you

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

Potato chip-u

Potato chip-u

Batatabata, batatapata

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

Potato chip-u

Potato chip-u

Batatabata, batatapata

If I were a man

And you a dog

If I were man

And you a dog

I'd throw a stick for you

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

Potato chip-u

Potato chip-u

Batatabata, batatapata