Gettin Kicked Off, Havin Fun

[Betty]:

Are you a rocker?

A finger-popper?

A tidily-bopper?

Tell me now, do you Dip,' do you 'Doo?

Or, are you smoother?

Are you a groover?

Do you like to get high?

Do you try to be cool?

[CHORUS:]

[Betty and male backup singers]:

(Are ya, are ya, are ya)

[Male voice #1]:

Gettin' kicked off?

[Betty and male backup singers]:

(Are ya, are ya, are ya)

[Betty]:

Havin' fun?

[Betty and male backup singers]:

(Are ya, are ya, are ya)

[Male voice #1]:

Getting' kicked off?

[FILL ONE:]

[Male voice #2]: (I'm Roddy, I love to party!)

[VERSE TWO:]

[Betty]:

Are you a hustler?

A uniform-dodger?

Is your best friend Paranoia?

Tell me now, are you a street-nigger?

Or, are you stable?

A nine-to-five fella?

Do you use a napkin--

At your dinner table?

[CHORUS]

[FILL TWO:]

[Male voice #3]: (I eat 'em with my finicky fingers...)

[VERSE THREE:]

[Betty]:

Are you a player?

A slick, chickie-layer?

Do you lay 'em by the pairs?

Tell me now, do you lay 'em by the dozen?

Or, are you straighter?

A little less jiver?

Are you easy to please?

Can one lady satisfy ya?

[CHORUS]

[FILL THREE:]

[Male voice #4]: (I lay 'em by the dirty dozen…)

[CHORUS]

[FILL FOUR:]

[Betty]: (Whoo! I'm Connie, I love to party!)

[CHORUS, x2]

[FILL FIVE:]

[Male voice #5]: (Ostrich egg, all the time, all the time, all the...)