The Congregation

Now you're here so have no fear,

I'm just your friendly guide

So come along 'cause you belong, you joined us when you died

From your birth until your final breath

I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death

Welcome to the congregation

I hope we meet your expectation

A little tiny pinch of deviation

We understand what you had planned goes by another name

Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn't that a shame

Your application sadly was denied

But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side

Welcome to the congregation

I hope we meet your expectation

We promise it won't stain your reputation

Ah, as you can see over here

The broken glass chamber

Are the boys from wall street

Let's hear it for the boys

And here in the eternal mariachi room

For the defrocked priest and telemarketers

And the totally fiery pit of boiling death

The lawyers, pimps and mimes

Welcome to the congregation

Welcome to the congregation

Welcome to the congregation

I hope we meet your expectation

So thanks for dropping by here

We're really gonna try here

But in the end you know you're gonna fry, fry, fry here

Umm, excuse me sir

Is there a bathroom here?