Elephantitis

I woke up with my nuts by my side

So I brushed my tooth and

I took them for a ride

When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way

Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back'

Cuz my nuts ride shotgun

I've got elephantitis of the nuts

Public ***** places won't have me they think

I'm an embarrassment of the human male society

It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine

Because these nuts are my personal property

Some say that

I'm a hero to all my fellow men

I'm their token role model like

Alanis is to women