I Hate Children

Another child born to the house -

I hate children

Raise him right so he won't be a mouse -

I hate children

I hate it when they make lots of noise -

I hate children

And i broke my neck tripping over their toys -

I hate children [Chorus:]

Shut your mouth you stupid little brat what you need's a smack smack smack

If i had my way i'd give you all away

I hate the crying that they make -

I hate children

Screaming and whining for a piece of cake -

I hate Children

I hate getting up late at night -

I hate children

To Check and see if the crying baby's alright -

I hate children [Chorus]

Now you're had you little monstrous kid - i hate children

It's of you that i'll be rid -

I hate children

Do you see this toy it's called a gun -

I hate children

And if you wanna live you'd better run -

I hate children [Chorus]

I hate children -

I hate children

I hate Children -

I hate children

Kill all children dead