Laziest Gal in Town

It's not cause I wouldn't

It's not cause I shouldn't

And you know full well

It's not cause I couldn't

It's only because

I'm the laziest gal in town

My poor heart is aching

To bring home some bacon

And if I find myself alone and forsaken

It's only because

I'm the laziest gal in town

Though I'm always willing to learn

How these gals get so much extra

Money to burn

Well, every little proposition

I just turn it down

Way down, yeah

It's not cause I wouldn't

It's not cause I shouldn't

And you know damn well

It's not cause I couldn't

It's only because

I'm the laziest gal in town

It's not cause I wouldn't

It's not cause I shouldn't

Don't you know by now

It's not cause I couldn't

It's simply because

I'm the laziest gal in town