Joe

My name's

Joe, I'm the

C.E.OYeah,

I'm the man, makes the big wheels roll

I'm the hand on the green light switch

You get to be famous,

I get to be rich

Go get me a kid with a good-looking face

Bring me a kid, can remember his place

Some hungry poet, son of a *****

He gets to be famous,

I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl, they’re always the best

You put ‘em on stage and ya' have ‘em undress

Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick

Hey, now that’s what

I call music

Well, I'll come looking for money when the public gets bored

I will fight ‘em with lawyers they could never afford

Yeah I’ll make her look like a spoiled little *****

She gets to be famous,

I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl, they’re always the best

You put ‘em on stage and ya' have ‘em undress

Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick

Hey, now that’s what

I call music

So burned out

Johnny thinks the books are shifty

What good’s that alkie to me when he’s fifty

Well, we could move catalog if he’d only die quicker

Send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquor

He gets to be famous

I get to be rich

He gets to be famous

I get to be rich

My name’s

Joe, I’m the

C.E.O.I’m the man, makes the big wheels roll