If I Were a Bell

Ask me how do

I feelAsk me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well, sir, all

I can sayIs if

I were a bell

I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way

I just got to behave

Boy, if I were a lamp

I'd lightOr if

I were a banner

I'd waveAsk me how do

I feelLittle me with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all

I can sayIs if

I were a gate

I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd startPopping my spring

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do

I feelFrom this chemistry lesson

I'm learning

Well, sir, all

I can sayIs if

I were a bridge

I'd be burning

Yes, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck

I'd quackOr if

I were a goose

I'd be cooked

Ask me how do

I feelAsk me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season,

I'd surely be spring

Or if I were a bell

Yes, if I were a bell, if

I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding