Hey Bartender

I went balling the other night

I started drinking and got real tight

I blew each and all my friends

I felt so good,

I had to blow it again

I said, "Hey bartenderHey man, looka hereA draw one, draw twoDraw three, four glasses of beer"

Well I saw a chick sitting on the end

I said, "Baby can't we be friendsYou're looking sweet as you can beWell come on down and drink with me"

I said, "Hey bartenderHey man looka hereDraw one, draw twoDraw three, four glasses of beer"

ElwoodWell we was having so much fun

I didn't know it was half past one

I turned around to have on more

I looked at the clock and it was half past four

Hey bartender

Hey man look a here

A draw one, draw two

Draw three, four glasses of beer

Well jukebox girl is everything

All the cats began to sing

I heard somebody called and said

Last round for alcohol

I said, "Hey bartenderHey bartenderHey bartenderHey bartenderDraw one, two, threeFour glasses of beer"